Back pains

bombing:

[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys

wagnetic:

harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

IT GOT BETTER

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

merchantshipss:


A Fin whale carcass the bears have been feeding on for the past year lies beneath the surface of the water, Svalbard, Norway.

I’ve been looking for this for such a long time

merchantshipss:

A Fin whale carcass the bears have been feeding on for the past year lies beneath the surface of the water, Svalbard, Norway.

I’ve been looking for this for such a long time

scaryclara:

i began by saying “yo” sarcastically, now it’s how i start half of my sentences 

masturbending:

will you still love me when im no longer young with nice lighting and good filters

skeifire:

Oh no, not another one of these.

Hello one, hello all! Welcome to the “I’m a Homestuck with too much fabric and a little bit of money” Giveaway!

The giveaway will end on August 31st. You’ve got a lot of time and a lot to win, so why not reblog?

WHAT YOU CAN WIN:

1st Prize:

— 1 Godtier Hoodie (pullover)
— 1 Kid / Troll Shirt
— Chancellor L.B. OR Lady C.S.
— 1 handmade GCat
— 1 custom Scalemate
— 2 custom Squiddles
— 1 scarf (Roxy or Eridan)

2nd Prize:

— 1 Godtier Hoodie (pullover)
— Leftover: Chancellor L.B. OR Lady C.S.
— 1 custom Scalemate
— 1 custom Squiddle
— Leftover: 1 scarf

3rd Prize:

— 1 Kid / Troll Shirt
— Leftover: Custom Scalemate / Scarf (if applicable)
— 1 custom Squiddle

RULES:

1. You must be following me to win. I’m going to be hand-making the scalemates, squiddles, and scarves that you can win, so I’d appreciate a little love in return!
2. Your askbox needs to be open! If you don’t respond to my message within three days, I’ll pick another winner. That’s just how the cookie crumbles!
3. You need to be comfortable giving me your address. I do solemnly swear I am not here to prey on vulnerable young children on the internet. Pinky promise.

TERMS:

1. Likes and reblogs both count! Feel free to do so as many times as you want. Just don’t spam your followers. Thanx.
2. No giveaway blogs. Sorry!
3. INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING YASS
4. If you follow my (quality) Homestuck blog, I’ll love you forever. AND you’ll gain access to a super secret mystery prize, should you be one of any of my three winners!

Good luck to you all, and see you on the flip side!

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

image

still one of my favorite posts on tumblr